The Oracle: If you could be any Disney princess, who would you be and why?

Annie Fox: I think her name is… whatever the swan princess’s name is. She was completely rocking the feminism, which a lot of the Disney princesses weren’t doing. And she’s part swan. Swan blood.

TO: What were your oddest childhood beliefs?

AF: I was pretty sure I could transport my friends to Disneyland if they weren’t wearing metal jewelry. I was also pretty sure I could breathe fire. I had a lot of imagination as a kid.

TO: How do you handle the stress of junior year?

AF: By not doing any homework.

TO: What do you see yourself doing at your 10 year high school reunion?

AF: Oh, God. Not coming? That sounds horrible. Let’s see… I think it’d be kind of funny to send someone in my place. Maybe a male. Maybe I got a sex change.

TO: In a fist fight between Lindsay Lohan and Dick Cheney, who would win?

AF: First of all, Dick Cheney. Second of all, what kind of question is that?

TO: Recount a funny onstage moment.

AF: True story: Robert Goulet, when he was really old, had a bowel control problem, and he left some fecal matter in the chair that another actress sat in during a performance.

TO: If you could make anything illegal, what would it be?

AF: Probably chewing tobacco. That stuff can give you some bad mouth cancer. I mean… I wouldn’t know from personal experience, but I’ve seen pictures.

TO: If you could spend the day with any Harry Potter character, who would it be and what would you do together?

AF: I have spent a lot of time thinking about this. So, at first I was like, totally Madame Pomfrey, because what kind of crazy stuff has she seen in her lifetime? Then, I was like, no, I’m going to be practical. I’ll go with Grindelwald, because he was apparently lovers with Dumbledore, and probably has a lot of insight into Dumbledore’s life. He knows the secrets of the magical world that we can’t even comprehend.