1. All Football players are stupid.

“That’s not true, Emerson is going to Harvard.”

—Senior Ben Arnold

2. All Football players use steroids.

“Nobody uses steroids on the team. We all work out really hard.”

—Senior Chevy Riley

3. All Football players only care about football.

“That is not true, I care about school and the future.”

—Senior Jre Hunter

4.All Football players are bullies

“We are all really nice and easy to get along with once you give us that chance.”

—Senior Rob Hemenway

5. All Football players only date cheerleaders.

“Yeah, the myth is true. Cheerleaders are hot!”

—Junior Steve Campbell